someone to handle a SEO campain for my new website

someone to handle a SEO campain for my new website

I want someone to handle a SEO campain for my new website, inc. Link building, writing blogs & articles, Link Pyramids, google+, facebook fans, Twitter followers, social bookmarks, traffic increase, top 10 on search engines, (everything related to SEO)
I will pay on a monthly basis a total of 600$ according to progress acheived.

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I want someone to handle a SEO campain for my new website