write 200 words on anything
As a distinguished writer, I am versed in writing about almost any topic, without any previous knowledge of it. Simply provide me with a short description of what you want me to write about, be it your new company, a magazine, a product, a person, anything! As long as you can provide enough information or the information is easy enough for me to provide, I can do it.
I can write persuasively, to get people to buy your product, or I can help you tell someone how you really feel, or how great your idol is!
And the best part? I'll do all this in under 24 hours guaranteed for just an extra $5!
Note: I will not post anything to my own blog or advertise your product, I will only write you a piece that you may then post yourself.