Wanted , I want to buy first position of world ranking google  Australia

Hi. I need my Facebook page indexed on Google. I am not coming up in search results. I want to be on the first page.
www.facebook.com/teethingbaby

I don't know how to do this myself or I would. I'm just a full time work from home single mum trying to survive. Please help me out if you can.

I also want up to 5000 guaranteed PERMENANT likes on my Facebook page from Australia because I made a mistake buying likes off a fiver page and they're all unliking which is looking really bad :/

Please help me