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I'VE ATTEMPTED TO DO BUSINESS WITH A FEW VENDORS ON THIS MEDIUM BUT TO NO AVAIL I'VE NOT FOUND ONE COMPETENT ENOUGH TO ANSWER SIMPLE QUESTIONS WITH SOME INTELLIGENCE AND TIMELY FASHION!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE YOUR SERVICE'S PROCESS PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME!! THIS HAS BEEN THE WEIRDEST EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD DOING BUSINESS WITH "SO-CALLED" EXPERTS!! IF IT TAKES DAYS TO RESPOND TO SIMPLE QUESTIONS, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS REQUEST!! ALSO, IF YOU ARE BIDDING (IF YOU WILL) TO THIS REQUEST, YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO ARTICULATE THE STEPS THAT NEED TO BE TAKEN INSTEAD OF "JUST BUY YOUR SERVICE"!!! IS THERE ANY PROFESSIONAL THAT CAN HELP ME?? I'M LOOKING TO ESTABLISH A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH A SOLID VENDOR WITH EXPERTISE!!