need someone to write really tiny funny stories for my comics

Hai i'm looking for some one to write me short stories for the comics i'm going to create. i can draw the comics i just need the stories/scenes written/explained by you. all the comics should be funny or an attempt to joke. i will pay you $5 for 5 scenes you give. i need 300+ comics for my site so this is along term work.

see the example comics here: http://explosm.net/comics/1179/ if you click the yellow navigation you'll see many comics.

this is my site: http://lolsmash.com/ i want comics for this type of site.

thanks,