Need 30-60+ short reviews/blog posts for a month! (1-2 daily)

I am in need of someone to post on my guestbook 1-2 times daily for a month with two keywords, I am willing to keep this going on for longer if you do well. I need each post to be from a different IP address, preferably not recognizable as a VPN and no proxies. It needs to look like its coming from a home connection preferably. The posts will only take a minute or less a day to do and are somewhat repetitive in what you have to post. The reviews will not be being used for actual reference for my own feedback only SEO purposes, I have a separate site for where my real and actual reviews are.